the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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