do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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