this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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