just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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