i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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