Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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