you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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