I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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