talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Duck Duck Cougar?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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