I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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