i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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