you guys were way drunker than both of me
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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