But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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