normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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