I want to stick my p in your. b.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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