he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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