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(949): View more from California

Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.

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(315): View more from New York

I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse

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(619): View more from California

Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?

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(510): View more from California

Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You ever have a fart follow you around?

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