I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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