his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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