I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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