i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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