I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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