Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i think i have two assholes
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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