Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There r osticjed everywhere
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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