I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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