My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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