We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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