Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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