what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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