check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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