what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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