Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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