protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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