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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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