Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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