just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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