You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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