If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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