Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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