no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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