look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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