she was so not down for the gang bang
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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