Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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