Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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