And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
