Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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