I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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