just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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