was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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