whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
