I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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