so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
What a dumb baby whore.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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