My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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