walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
so much tequila, so little girl.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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