New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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