I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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