When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Randomize
